“If you are anything like I was when I first read through the reviews, you were sitting, or perhaps lying in excruciating pain and discomfort. One gentleman reviewer wrote eloquently (and I will paraphrase): "every time I made a BM, it was like sh*tting broken coke bottles out of my rectum." When I read this I laughed so hard that I experienced that same feeling of pain RIGHT in that instant - it was beautiful, and horrible. Before I could finish reading I excitedly and without hesitation clicked the buy it now button - a day later my life was changed.

After a painful hemorrhoid left me also feeling pain on a scale of 1-10 at a 15 every time I used the John, I was desperate. Pain, embarrassment and blood are all horrible words that come to mind. Fast forward to day one, applying this to the affected area. Instantly a little sigh of relief. First BM, better, but still insane glass-shard scraping your insides painful. Better though.

Day two ... 2nd BM. MUCH better, still a 12 out 10. Wondering if this would ever change or if I'd be taking debilitating craps the rest of my entire life. Day 3 ... BM #3 ... wow, the first time in a week and a half I didn't cry like a child who just scraped both his knees on the playground asphalt - whilst performing a basic human need that I used to love.

Day 4, Day 5... better each time. I am happy to say that this morning, I experienced a normal bowel movement thanks to this.

Buy it now. Seriously. Your ass will thank you. No joke.”^†

- Charles T. (Missouri)

“Omg. The relief is instant. I’ve had hemorrhoid issues since I had twins 24 years ago, and around 7 years ago they flared up so badly that I ended up having a hemorrhoidectomy because of class 4 thrombosed hemorrhoids. I swore I would never do that surgery again, because the recovery was nothing short of horrific. Anyhooo…. The little buggers got out of control again, and I tried everything, even down to the pain relieving cream the hospital recommended previously. Nothing worked. I curled up in a ball crying at 1am in so much pain, my husband was talking about taking me to the ER. I ended up having 2 days off work, taking baths, using prep H and all kinds of creams and ointments every 2-4 hours just to get some relief. Then this ointment was delivered. I tried it the night it arrived and looked at my husband and said ‘omg. This is amazing’. I returned to work the next morning, did my application before I left and made It through my whole day with no issues. I’m not sure what this wizardry is, but I’m just gonna go with it.”^†

- Julie B. (Idaho)

“After undergoing a routine colonoscopy in December 2016, I was left with a painful problem - either I had a horrific hemorrhoid, or an anal fissure - not sure which. I was a very healthy person prior to the procedure, and then I was left a total and complete mess, crying every day. I spent $200 trying various products and techniques. Nothing worked - not even slightly. After 3 solid months of being in 24/7 pain, I decided to make an appointment with a surgeon. However, as a last ditch effort, I ordered this. I used this 3 times a day.

All I can say is this was the ONLY product that healed me. It worked right away. I was so happy to cancel my surgeon appointment. It has now been over 3 weeks and everything is totally fine!”^†

- Brittany C. (Kentucky)

“I was miserable and when I first saw this product. I was skeptical! What made this product so much different than the others I'd tried? I thought the price was outrageous but I finally was desperate enough to bite the bullet and wish I’d done it sooner! Finally free of my discomfort, pain and itching after six long years since pregnancy. Definitely recommend! If you have severe hemorrhoids with immobilizing pain, and regular creams do not help, this product is EXCELLENT. Mine bleed and this cream has helped SO MUCH!!”^†

- Terry F. (Florida)

“If your on the fence about this, don't be. It actually works so well that I purchased three more tubes just to keep in the house! Now I did go thru an entire tube until I healed up but worth it. Thank you to whoever made this stuff! My home will always have it!”^†

- Steve D. (Ohio)

“As someone who ignored the issue for longer than I should have, this has been a blessing. Results were fast acting, and my comfort and confidence has been restored. Saved the day...and my butt. ”^†

-Rick K. (Texas)

“As severe as my condition was, this ointment has already improved everything by 80% in a little over 12 hours! I had a “severe thrombotic prolapse” as the ER doctor called it. I was told the only solution would be surgery, since the prolapse would reoccur after every bathroom trip, reversing any prior improvement. This Godsend of an ointment alleviated my thrombosis, flattening the vessel and letting everything out, so there was no prolapse afterwards! I can’t express how relieved I am. If your condition is more severe like mine was, then I highly, highly recommend it!” ^†

- Lauren B. (Texas)

“After 7 days of this flare up, 5 days with excruciating pain from the thrombosed vessel, half a tube of RectiCare, a Prep-H cream medley, enough ice cubes to freeze Hades, and an emergency room visit where they applied granulated sugar directly to my bum hole... THIS was the only thing that worked AND kept working. The only reason I didn’t try it sooner was because this pandemic delayed shipment.”^†

-Sarah A (California)

“I have noticed an immediate change. There is absolutely no swelling at all. I don't have that constant burning or itching and have felt dry and clean down there all day. I was a 3 year victim of chronic hemorrhoids to the point I was bleeding profusely during every bowl movement. I went to the Dr. and was diagnosed and had a banding procedure done on my hemorrhoids. I've had about a month and a half of relief with this. I’m so happy I tried it. ”^†

- Barry B. (Oklahoma)

“After 3 days in pain, I was looking for anything that may work. I stumbled upon THIS and I decided to try it. BEST DECISION EVER MADE! Day one, I felt immediate relief, day two I could actually sit with out ice, and by day three I was in almost no pain.”^†

- Linda L. (New Mexico)

“It's been a little over 24 hours of using this stuff and I can finally function normally again. For 2 months I couldn't stand comfortably, sit comfortably or even lay without constant pressure and pain. I tried this as a last Hail Mary before scheduling surgery with the surgeon and it's been nothing short of amazing. Seriously, this stuff is like black magic.”^†

- Mary D. (Kansas)